SirD's Opinion On France

[[GG]SirDabrowski]

This article was meant to be posted a long time ago, so it might be outdated. If it is, file me a complaint in PM, and I'll be sure to ignore it.

I’ve come to realize what France’s position is today in world politics, and in the daily throes of World Power. You know what France’s position and key is? To act like a whiny pregnant dog whenever someone, save themselves, does something they don’t like, or generally does something that is good for humanity. Like the United States for example. ( Or, “The Great Satan”, if you’re currently in a Third World Country. )

It’s like what happened in Iraq. When we went in, France began to do what they do best: pregnant dog, and do absolutely nothing. I remember seeing Jacques Chirac on CNN, or FOX news ( Yes, FOX! The dreaded Conservative scourge of the World! ), and listening to him, or Kofi Annan, or some other UN demagogue speaking out against the War in Iraq. Chirac said there were no weapons of mass destruction, and that we had no business messing in Iraq’s internal affairs. They’re a sovereign nation, after all. Heaven forbid if we interfere in Saddam murdering whoever he wants ( Which, if I remember correctly, is against some UN mandate, I’m quite certain it is.. ), and we are actually the great Satan for interrupting Saddam in his need to kill innocent people, and we should continue to allow his sons to rape young Iraqi women.

I started thinking why France would think that. What in the world is wrong about attempting to protect ourselves, and to protect innocent Iraqi’s?


Maybe it’s the Roland 3’s that France illegally sold Iraq? You know, the Roland 3’s that later shot down a US A-10 over Iraq? So, France tells us that Iraq has broken no part of any of their treaties with the United Nations, yet, at the same time, they, Russia, and South Africa are all selling them weapons? Like this French Durandal Anti-Runway weapon, for example:




“Doh!”

Glad you told us about those Roland’s, Mr. Chirac. Thank you for the deaths of our pilots.

I don’t think this is enough, though. What other reason could Chirac want to stay out of Iraq for? I know why. Lately France has received large influxes of Moslem immigrates from the Middle East and North Africa, especially Algeria. These, in turn, vote in elections for French Government officials. This means that Chirac’s ass is kept in Office because of Moslem votes. That he bribed by not invading Iraq. Say, what happened just a few months ago?




Mr. Chirac, they would like to discuss the issue of Iraq over this burning car, that Allah commanded them to burn. If Allah can command them to burn cars, then Allah can command me to beat them to death with a baseball bat for being idiots.

I’m sure the Paris Riots must’ve been a slap to the face to French Politics. Throughout the past years, the French have tried their hardest to ‘defend’ the ‘Moslem’ lands from Jewish and American hegemony. Now, the Moslems are revolting in their own back yards, and simply because some kids were dumb enough to sleep near high-voltage equipment.

This brings us to a further topic of interest, that France has also supported. It seems that France, and the whole Moslem world, wants Israel to be pushed in to the sea. I don’t get it. Let’s put some perspective on this..



The red are Moslem lands. The blue is Israel. This map doesn’t even cover the whole entirety of Northern Africa. What I don’t understand is why France and other European countries, as well as Palestine and the UN can’t let Israel alone about it. They have a tiny strip of land. TINY. And the Palestinians have all that land they can just go out to.

So, my point?

We should do more things that the French want us to do.

Like push Israel out of the sea.
Put Saddam Hussein back in power.
Shove our heads up our asses and hope to God that the world wants peace.
And generally smoke pot and be happy.

[[GG]Buxford]

Indeed, the French seem to have thrown all logic out the window, just to get more money and refuse support of US, just for spite. The French inferiority complex is obvious to everyone except the French themselves...

[[GG] Lord Ashram]

Let me point out that this post merely reflects the opinions of the poster, and not in any way the opinions of the Grenadier Guards, many of whom are EU citizens and some of whom (me) even own residences in the beautiful city of Paris.

[[GG]SirDabrowski]

... That's why I put "SirD's Opinion" not "The Grenadier Guards opinion"...

[[GG] SeaDogg]

Just read this drivel.

GREAT POINT DABBSTER; WELL SAID.

and now and Important disclaimer:

"Any reference by GG SEaDogg- a founding member (( hehehiiich- he said MEMBER!)), to the illogicity, wimpyitis and irrelevant eRic the bAldwinism of the Freench has no impact on the profound impact they had on our ability to 'persuade' the British Monarch to let go of her colonies. We are truly grateful for the lethargic fleet movements employed by miAdmiral DeGrasse which eventually denied the British Navy entry into the Chesapeake.

It is rather the long snooty laundry list of frog-legg stinking ambivalence since which incites our disgust. Actually, as Captain Morgan and I were just recently discussing, this entire fit of mental eruptivity is more appropriately appropriately attributed to other nationalities wishing to illegally feast at our $4.99 All you can eat BOuffett.''

bon apptitude and 'GGit ter dun!'