She is HOT! Or IS she...?

[[GG] Lord Ashram]

Hey all,

Okay... a buddy of mine from college and I are working on a rating scale for a womans hotness (yeah yeah, very cave man of us, get over it... if you are offended by rating women, then stop reading and go read www.knitty.com/ISSUEspring06/index.html)

As it is now, a woman's hotness is based on three values; "Beautiful," "Sexy," and "Cute." We figured those are the three main catagories, and most women fall into those three to some degree. Women would get a score of 0-9 in each catagory, and you would add those up (and possibly average, havent decided yet) to get a woman's "Hotness" score.

A few examples:

Angelina Jolie in... well, anything: B= 8, S=9, C=5, for a total of 21 and a Hotness Score of 7.33 out of 9.

Drew Barrymore in "The Wedding Singer": B=4, S=5, C=8 for a total of 17 and a Hotness Score of 5.67.

So that is basically how it works. We are still discussing the basic formula, and how we want it to work, and then we envision expanding this. So I wanted to ask a few opinions; who would you pick as a 9 in each of those catagories? And how would you rate your favorites?

[[GG] Lord General Store]

A women's hotness, for me, is rated on the following criteria:
1. Sex Appeal - First and foremost, this is basically complete package stuff (smile, breasts, whatever) some women have it, some dont
2. Body - How hot her body is, preferences differ from man to man here. Some like legs others butt)
3. Bedroom - How good you think she would be in bed, from Jolie (who would leave you suffering from dehydration) to Ashley Judd (who is a classy broad, but not "bang her up against the wall" type of girl)....I can say that because the softies are reading the knitting article

So, based on these criteria I can right away choose a top 2:
1. Angeline Jolie
1.1 Sex Appeal - 10/10
1.2 Body - 10/10
1.3 Bedroom - 10/10

2. Eva Longoria (Latina from Desperate Housewives...no I dont watch it)
1.1 Sex Appeal - 9/10
1.2 Body - 10/10
1.3 Bedroom - 10/10

There you have it, the long and short of it...if you will excuse the pun

LGS

[[GG] Lord Ashram]

Okay, now try my system and give some numbers:)

[[GG]SirDabrowski]

ashram said:

Hey all,

(yeah yeah, very cave man of us, get over it... if you are offended by rating women, then stop reading and go read www.knitty.com/ISSUEspring06/index.html)

You know how much you sound like me right there?

For shame. Shame, shame, shame.

[[GG] Lord Ashram]

Interesting, LGS, but the bedroom thing has way too much wiggle room; far too subjective, even for something as unscientific as this! Give me your thoughts on these four...

Anyway, back on topic!

I will start...

Jennifer Lopez: Beautiful/Sexy/Cute 7/8/5

Drew Barrymore: Beautiful/Sexy/Cute 4/4/7

Scarlett Johannson: Beautiful/Sexy/Cute 6/9/4

Reese Withersthingy: Beautiful/Sexy/Cute 7/6/7

[[GG] Lord Ashram]

My girlfriend rated these four too...

Jennifer Lopez: Beautiful/Sexy/Cute 8/9/7

Drew Barrymore: Beautiful/Sexy/Cute 5/4/7

Scarlett Johannson: Beautiful/Sexy/Cute 6/7/4

Reese Withersthingy: Beautiful/Sexy/Cute 6/5/8

[[GG] Lord General Store]

All ratings are subjective I guess, out of the 4 you mentioned I think the last 3 are awful, I would rather be celebate than have to bang Drew Barrymore and Reese Whateversthingy would make me turn to the preisthood

J Lo is hot: Beautiful/Sexy/Cute: 7/9/4

See thats my issue, I think that sexy and cute are in direct opposition of one another. A girl cant be both, if she is sexy it should get some primal urges going, you should look at her and want to impregnate her, where as cute is like...cute/sweet/innocent, know what I mean?
e.g. Angeline Jolie : Beautiful/Sexy/Cute 7/10/3

[[GG] SeaDogg]

You lubbers crack me up.

Sure, HOT is different things to different idiots, but true sexiness in a woman is more about how she feels about herself and what she can do than whether or not she alters your blood supply and makes you woozey.

One such lass is 29-ish y.o. Brit Emma Richards.
Check out this partial list of her solo sailing achievements:

Round the Island Race 2005 – 1st Open 60 Class - (this is around the British Isles- not around some pond)
Awarded MBE - 2004
Around Alone 2002-03 – 1st woman and youngest person ever to complete this single handed race (this is SOLO- SINGLEHANDED around the World)
Singled handed East / West solo sailing record – 1st woman, 2002
Volvo Ocean Race 2001/02 – Team Amer Sports Two
RORC Round Britain & Ireland 2000 – 1st 50’ monohull class
STAR (Single Handed Transatlantic Race) 2000 – 1st 50’ monohull class
Transat Jacques Vabres 1999 – 1st 50’ monohull class

www.teampindar.com/skippers/profile.asp?ID=1

www.bbc.co.uk/devon/sport/2003/04/around_alone_last_leg.shtml

By the way: how many of you have the guts to do this:

"Send us an event report

EMMA'S SOLO 80FT MAST CLIMB TO STAY IN RACE

PINDAR'S MAIN HALYARD BREAKS
EMMA'S ACCOUNT OF CLIMBING 80FT MAST
SOLIDAIRES OVERTAKES PINDAR INTO 2ND PLACE BY 13NM
British skipper Emma Richards on Leg 2 of Around Alone from Torbay, England to Cape Town, South Africa reported that at 22:30hrs GMT last night her main halyard snapped on Open 60 Pindar , causing the 165 square metre, 125kg mainsail to come crashing down around her in seconds. The only course of action for her to remain in the race was to perform a solo climb up the 80ft mast to replace the broken halyard and get the mainsail up again. In the course of events, closest rival Thierry Dubois on Solidaires has sneaked a 13 mile lead over her and is now in 2nd place.

Emma recounted the incident first hand at 1000hrs this morning: "I couldn't believe it. Last night my little world of boat, sea and race fell around my ears again. Only a few precious hours after the dark, the main halyard snapped, dropping the whole mainsail to the deck in less than a second (only wish I could hoist it that fast!) It has snapped right at the top, so I have no choice but to don my hard hat and drag myself up the mast to replace the halyard. "I would have done it immediately but it was pitch black last night and so I was bound to make a simple error that would force me to go up again this morning, and I doubt the bruising that is bound to occur as I bounce my way up the mast will permit me two trips up there.

"I got some sleep and with a clear head this morning I have a new halyard ready to go. I have also taken a spare block and lashing in case that was the cause of the chafe, a knife to cut away the old dead end up of halyard up there, and a lashing to lash me to the mast so I could use both hands to work instead of just holding on for dear life in an awful motion. There is a horrible sea running as the wind has been shifting round which will not make my life any easier. At least I'm not scared of heights!"

At the 0600hrs position report, Pindar was still in 2nd place behind leader Bernard Stamm on Bobst Group-Armor Lux, but her slower boatspeed overnight had cost her dearly against closest rival Thierry Dubois on Solidaires as she had dropped to within 13 miles of the Frenchman.

After spending about an hour and a half up the mast with the boat slowed up to 2 knots, Emma confirmed at around 1300hrs GMT that the job was done and Pindar was back up to around 13 knots boatspeed. Unfortunately, it was not quick enough to stop Solidaires from passing Pindar and stealing into second place as the 1400hrs position report shows the Frenchman with a 13 mile lead. "

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In case you want younger, how abt 18 y.o. Brit Hannah Mills.
:UK female representative ISAF Youth World Championships 2005 – 4th overall
British Female 420 Open Champion 2005
Girls 420 European Champion 2005
Girls Optimist World Champion 2003
Runner-up Sunday Times Sportswoman of the Year Newcomer Award 2003
UK Young Sailor of the Year 2002
Welsh Young Sailor of the Year 2002
BBC Wales Young Female Sports Personality of the Year 2002
OCS Regional winner Young Sports Personality of the Year 2002
Welsh Awards Young Personality of the Year 2002


www.teampindar.com/skippers/profile.asp?ID=15

I rest my case. Im off for a weekend on the bay.

Remember:Skins arent everything.

Salut!
Termite/SeaDogg

[[GG] SeaDogg]

Speaking of forum style, heres a thread from the Sailing Anarchy guys about this very subject. Theres some juicy bits spread amongst the stuff that makes you soldiers hurl.

www.sailinganarchy.com/forums/index.php?showtopic=886

[[GG] SeaDogg]

What???' No witty comebacks yet.

U guys are reeeeeeeeellllyyy slipping.

Old Guys Rule

[[GG]SirDabrowski]

How drunk is SeaDogg?

We don't yet know.

But he is not yet drunk enough.

[[GG] Lord General Store]

Hey Dab, you know what sailors do at sea right?

Its all rum, bum and gramophones...I am only teasing SeaDogg, I just read it the other day and thought it was funny

LGS

[[GG]SirDabrowski]

generalstore said:

bum

Which is exactly why I went Army. There are women on land.

By the way, only in the Japanese Navy:

www.jda.go.jp/JMSDF/info/event/cm_p/16cm.html

[[GG] SeaDogg]

Oh lord; now do we have to suffer through Sir Dabbs antics at some POW camp with the Queen of OffDuty Leather>?

[[PVI]Marschall Viktor]

termite said:

You lubbers crack me up.

Sure, HOT is different things to different idiots, but true sexiness in a woman is more about how she feels about herself and what she can do than whether or not she alters your blood supply and makes you woozey.

One such lass is 29-ish y.o. Brit Emma Richards.
Check out this partial list of her solo sailing achievements:

Round the Island Race 2005 – 1st Open 60 Class - (this is around the British Isles- not around some pond)
Awarded MBE - 2004
Around Alone 2002-03 – 1st woman and youngest person ever to complete this single handed race (this is SOLO- SINGLEHANDED around the World)
Singled handed East / West solo sailing record – 1st woman, 2002
Volvo Ocean Race 2001/02 – Team Amer Sports Two
RORC Round Britain & Ireland 2000 – 1st 50’ monohull class
STAR (Single Handed Transatlantic Race) 2000 – 1st 50’ monohull class
Transat Jacques Vabres 1999 – 1st 50’ monohull class

www.teampindar.com/skippers/profile.asp?ID=1

www.bbc.co.uk/devon/sport/2003/04/around_alone_last_leg.shtml

By the way: how many of you have the guts to do this:

"Send us an event report

EMMA'S SOLO 80FT MAST CLIMB TO STAY IN RACE

PINDAR'S MAIN HALYARD BREAKS
EMMA'S ACCOUNT OF CLIMBING 80FT MAST
SOLIDAIRES OVERTAKES PINDAR INTO 2ND PLACE BY 13NM
British skipper Emma Richards on Leg 2 of Around Alone from Torbay, England to Cape Town, South Africa reported that at 22:30hrs GMT last night her main halyard snapped on Open 60 Pindar , causing the 165 square metre, 125kg mainsail to come crashing down around her in seconds. The only course of action for her to remain in the race was to perform a solo climb up the 80ft mast to replace the broken halyard and get the mainsail up again. In the course of events, closest rival Thierry Dubois on Solidaires has sneaked a 13 mile lead over her and is now in 2nd place.

Emma recounted the incident first hand at 1000hrs this morning: "I couldn't believe it. Last night my little world of boat, sea and race fell around my ears again. Only a few precious hours after the dark, the main halyard snapped, dropping the whole mainsail to the deck in less than a second (only wish I could hoist it that fast!) It has snapped right at the top, so I have no choice but to don my hard hat and drag myself up the mast to replace the halyard. "I would have done it immediately but it was pitch black last night and so I was bound to make a simple error that would force me to go up again this morning, and I doubt the bruising that is bound to occur as I bounce my way up the mast will permit me two trips up there.

"I got some sleep and with a clear head this morning I have a new halyard ready to go. I have also taken a spare block and lashing in case that was the cause of the chafe, a knife to cut away the old dead end up of halyard up there, and a lashing to lash me to the mast so I could use both hands to work instead of just holding on for dear life in an awful motion. There is a horrible sea running as the wind has been shifting round which will not make my life any easier. At least I'm not scared of heights!"

At the 0600hrs position report, Pindar was still in 2nd place behind leader Bernard Stamm on Bobst Group-Armor Lux, but her slower boatspeed overnight had cost her dearly against closest rival Thierry Dubois on Solidaires as she had dropped to within 13 miles of the Frenchman.

After spending about an hour and a half up the mast with the boat slowed up to 2 knots, Emma confirmed at around 1300hrs GMT that the job was done and Pindar was back up to around 13 knots boatspeed. Unfortunately, it was not quick enough to stop Solidaires from passing Pindar and stealing into second place as the 1400hrs position report shows the Frenchman with a 13 mile lead. "

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~/)~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

In case you want younger, how abt 18 y.o. Brit Hannah Mills.
:UK female representative ISAF Youth World Championships 2005 – 4th overall
British Female 420 Open Champion 2005
Girls 420 European Champion 2005
Girls Optimist World Champion 2003
Runner-up Sunday Times Sportswoman of the Year Newcomer Award 2003
UK Young Sailor of the Year 2002
Welsh Young Sailor of the Year 2002
BBC Wales Young Female Sports Personality of the Year 2002
OCS Regional winner Young Sports Personality of the Year 2002
Welsh Awards Young Personality of the Year 2002


www.teampindar.com/skippers/profile.asp?ID=15

I rest my case. Im off for a weekend on the bay.

Remember:Skins arent everything.

Salut!
Termite/SeaDogg

You on crack mate...?
;D


jk.