SirD's Team of Evil!

[[GG]SirDabrowski]

As we all know, I am an evil, vile scourge of NTW. So, I've put up a crack team in order to further my evilness!


Lo Pan

Any evil team that is worthy of being called 'evil' has to include the master of evil deeds himself, Lo Pan. Lo Pan is so evil that he even had his nails pointed so he could make the grating sound of a blackboard even worse. He's also an evil ghost. A crime syndicate ghost. That's EVIL. He would so be my second in command, and he would so be allowed to sleep in the same bed as me.

Check this evilness out:

This dude makes Bonnie and Clyde look about as evil as cute little Ash and Von, the anti-evils.




Mussolini is the evil doer of doing politically evil things. Why would I have Mussolini on my team? He's got no special powers, save that he can make people real evil, real quick. He also has a very stylish fashion sense with his 'Blackshirts', who are in fact the precursors of Ninja's. Mussolini also comes equipped with a defunct Military and Navy. Perfect for making my goodie goodie enemies think I'm weak. Like Ethiopia, the good doers.




Hulk Hogan

Unlike what is popularly believed, Mr. Hogan is infact an evil doer, Hell bent on doing evil deeds. This is evident back when he formed the "NWO" in WCW. Hulk Hogan would be in my team of evil doers simply so I can have some muscle and power. He's got pecks of steal, he makes bald look sexy, and he rips shirts in half for fun. How evil can you get?




Darth Vader

Darth Vader is very evil. He uses the dark side of the force, for crying outloud. How evil is that? Well, it's rumored that inside Darth Vader's cryochamber that he actually has small Ewoks that he loves to munch on. Ewoks, the most vile of creatures, are a mere snack to Vader. Plus, he has a nifty lightsaber, and he can choke people to death. Not as cool as Lo Pan, but just as evil.


Angel-Eyes

For anyone who watched the Good, The Bad, and The Ugly, we all know which one Angel Eyes falls under. The Bad. Beating a woman and having Tuco beaten savagely to get his way to $200,000, Angel-Eyes will do anything to have his way. Corrupt, mean, and a good shot, Angel-Eyes would have to be on my team. Plus, he's an evil cowboy. I need at least one evil cowboy on my team.



There you have it! There is my evil, coordinated, powerful team! Quake and flee for your lives!

[[GG] Lord General Store]

Glad to see the therapy is going well

[[GG]Salis De Silver]

bald is sexy? he must be 76 ...lol up the medication m8

[[GG]Buxford]

The second picture just made my day...

[RFG|EmpressMeg]

Sir D, I just wanted to say that I love thast you picked Lo Pan as the first to be on your crack team. God bless you sir. And let me ytell you what, Angel Eyes, omg, could there be anyone cooler? Well picked.

[RFG|LBG]

Well, here is my team of evil, Prob more evil then urs Sir D


Team leader 'The Leprechaun' He is the evilist little green dude ever! He can read your mind and make your nightmares come true. This guy is immortal and only four leave clovers are his weakness!


Every evil team needs a sith. Dath Maul is a bad ass, armed with a twin light saber, and able to kick some Jedi arse!


When u need a iron fist, Stalin is the man. He knows how to send millions of people to needless deaths, and is great at squashing opponents.


Tuco, he may not be as evil as Angle eyes, but his ugliness come in handy in scarying children, plus he knows how to handle a gun


Last but not least, the Under Taker aka the dead man. He is one tough guy, and unstoppable. Even tho you kill him, he will come back to life to get revenge, his very presence brings shivers down ur spine.

well thats it ;D


LBG

[[GG] Lord Ashram]

*laugh* Dumbest, and yet funniest, thread EVER:)

[[GG] SeaDogg]

You forgot Clint Eastwood and Sean Connery.

[[GG]SirDabrowski]

They're good. I mean, Clint Eastwood played 'Blondie' and Sean Connery played 'Alan Quartermain', two of the kindest, softest creatures known to exist.